This is the official Science Division Complaints document. Any complaints pertaining to Science personnel are to be posted here.
Your name [division and rank]: Dr. K [ScD Researcher]
Name of offender(s): If it's one person put their name, if it's multiple people put their names, if you can't remember just say what division they were in.
Date of Offense: If it was a one time occurrence you put the date of the offense. If happens regularly, then just put "Regularly" or "consistently".
Offense/Complaint: e.g, Dr. H was toying with SCP-XXXX
(THESE ARE ALL REAL COMPLAINTS)
Name: daniel4222 [SD Trainee]
Name of offender(s): Every ScD personnel that comes up to me.
Date of offense: Consistently
Offense/Complaint: I'm tired of ScD personnel coming up to me and saying "oh I want 2 CDs". Please tell them to ask which SCP they want to test first, then their ScD rank then LASTLY Ask for a CD. Thank you.
Name: Dr. British
Name of offender(s): The catering staff!
Date of offense: EVERYTIME!!!
Offense/Complaint: Why do I always find turds in my soup?
Name: Dr. Logik
Name of offender(s): Multiple D-Class personnel.
Date of offense: This week.
Offense/Complaint: Class-D's have joined our group with the account name's of "Teknologikeatsbabies" and "splitzalotplzno" and "splitzalotsbai". They've been demoted to Class-E now. But I still feel as if they're making new accounts as I write this.