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This is an expansion on what happened between Dr.Kinny and Dr.British Here in the SCPF Staff Complaints Department page run by Dr.British (Retired).

Note: This page was written horribly accidently on purpose.

-Dr.British sits down in his office chair and picks up his cup of coffee from his desk-

Ahhh it's nice to sit down and drink some coffee in my office.

-Dr.British opens his laptop and goes onto the SCPF Staff Complaints Department.-

Lets see what other idiots have put complaints here today.

-As Dr.British scrolls down he notices that somehow Dr.Kinny has posted a complaint on the page even though he is in a L-5 Isolation Chamber.-

What idiot gave that madman a Laptop in a isolation chamber?

-Dr.British closes down his Laptop for the day and attempts to find the idiot responsible for giving Dr.Kinny a Laptop.-

-The next day Dr.British notices he has been getting several messages saying: "Let me out."

What is this? How the hell did Kinny get my Email?

-Dr.British notices a sound coming from behind him.-

What is that sound.......? Na must be nothing.

-Dr.British then types his most recent comment on the incident with Dr.Kinny-

Why would they give him a laptop in the isolation chamber? I've gotten several messages saying 'Let me out.' Its getting pretty annoyi-

-Dr.British gets hit on the head with a heavy blunt object before finishing the word annoying. This annoys his attacker so he addes an extra bit onto his comment: OH GOD WHAT THE! -Department Manager British-

-Dr.British wakes up in a cold room with little heating. Next to him he sees a his Laptop. In Front of him he sees a shadowy man in a black suit wearing a large oversized hat as well as a white mask.-

Dr.Kinny? Is that you?

[No answer]

Kinny? I know it's you....

[No answer]

You know erm..... This isn't funny anymore right?

[No Answer]

Kinny???????

Dr.Kinny: YEA WHAT IS IT!

Erm.... Let me out?

Dr.Kinny: No.

Why not?

Dr.Kinny: They took away my Cows in Cups and now they ar................Its cold in here you know.

YOU DON'T [EXPLETIVE] SAY!

Dr.Kinny: Well no need to shout my Friend.

What do you mean "Friend" since when where we friends?

Dr.Kinny: Since I forced you to be my friend...

And when was that?

Dr.Kinny: Now.....

[No Answer]

Dr.Kinny: Well actually....The main reason I took you down here in this locked up part of Site-7 is because...well.......You wouldn't understand....your doing so well in SCPF getting such a....you know what? Never mind....

Please carry on about where we are?

Dr.Kinny: No.... Now I shall go and do some things. Use the computer for whatever you want to do. It shall be your only comfort. Also it's REALLY cold in here...

-Dr.British types this on his Laptop and postes it on the SCPF Staff Complaints Department: (Now run by MrPackerAnderson.)

Date: 02/04/15

Complaint: It's very cold down here. Help me.

Name: Dr. British-

-The all knowing MrPackerAnderson writes this:

Tip: Don't breathe on your hands to warm them up. Soon they will get more colder, getting you frostbite. -Department Manager Packer-

-Dr.Kinny then comes back-

Dr.Kinny: You know what...That's a good idea. Give me that....

-Dr.Kinny takes Dr.British's Laptop and types this:

Date: [REDACTED]

Complaint: I would like some warmth down here where I am leave it near 096'z CZ and don't stay there or you will come with me. No matter how many you are you cant take me down. Anyway can I also have some food??

Name: Dr. Kinny

-The all knowing MrPackerAnderson writes: I don't...I don't really know what to say... -Department Manager Packer-

-Dr.Kinny then goes off.-

-Three days later Dr.British has nearly died of Thirst and wishes he couldn't stop thinking about Dr.Thirsty and his complaint on the SCPF Staff Complaints Department Page.-

-Dr.Kinny comes back-

Dr.Kinny: I am Back!

Yea after two or three! [EXPLETIVE] days!

Dr.Kinny: I was busy saying "hi" to Ed and that SD Lieutenant that hates me for some reason....

YEA WELL YOU COULD HAVE LEFT SOME [EXPLETIVE] THOUGHT FOR YOUR GOOD "FRIEND" STUCK IN A PLACES HANDCUFFED!

Dr.Kinny: You aren't handcuffed.

Oh....WELL YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I TRIED EATING MY HANDS OFF TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Dr.Kinny: Calm down.....Here look I brought a heater and food for us!

Nice......

-At this moment the Breach alarms can be heard.-

Dr.Kinny: looks like they found my "Present" I gave them. -Dr.Kinny does a disturbing smile-

........Which one was it?

Dr.Kinny: Guess...

096?

Dr.Kinny: 096 AND 106!

May I ask how you did that?

Dr.Kinny: No.....

-Dr.Kinny handcuffs Dr.British and leads him down a corridor.-

Where are we going?

Dr.Kinny: I don't know never been down this way before.

Ha....I find that hard to believe....

-Dr.Kinny ignores Dr.British and they continue down the corridor.-

Dr.Kinny: We are here...

-Dr.British looks around and sees a small chamber. Most of the chamber being hidden in darkness.-

Dr.Kinny: Alright I think we need some light in here.

-Dr.Kinny switches on a light. Dr.British now sees that the small chamber is actually a massive chamber filled with scientific devices taken from Site-7 over a time frame of over Half a Year.-

Dr.Kinny: Ya know that Packer guy?

Yes...

Dr.Kinny: I got him to join SCPF you know. Phoned him up one day and said: "PACKER JOIN SCPF ITS AN AMAZING GROUP IN ROBLOX YOU SHOULD JOIN TOP SECRET ORGANIZATION RUN BY ELTORK THE ADMINISTRATOR!"

You shouted it?

Dr.Kinny: Nope. I did that for dramatic effect.

Do you even understand what that is kinny?

Dr.Kinny: NOPE! Anyway lets get down to business. Haven't been able to sneak a CD down here in quite some time.

You're going to test on me?

Dr.Kinny: No, don't be stupid. I shall be testing on a Class-D...

Wait. What kind of test?

Dr.Kinny: SCP's....

Wait you have SCP's down here?

dR.kINNY: yEA A scp THAT MAKES ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LOWERCASE LETTERS AND AN scp THAT MAKES ALL LOWERCASE LETTER CAPITAL LETTERS!

Wouldn't that only work on a computer. Also wouldn't that do an infinite cycle?

Dr.Kinny: Nope...

Oh.....

-Dr.Kinny presses a button and a door opens in the stone wall.-

Dr.Kinny: Alright let's go through.

-They step into an antechamber. Lights turn on revealing a heavily reinforced window and SCP-3010-01-38-92-827-821-818-282828-828282288283-82-01 inside it.-

Dr.Kinny: Mr.LongnameSCP got another CD for you!

-A chute opens atop the chamber and a CD falls out. The SCP ignores the CD instead stares at Dr.British-

Dr.Kinny: Mr.LongnameSCP if you try to harm British I shall get my good friend 106 here to meet you.

[The SCP does not answer]

-SCP-3010-01-38-92-827-821-818-282828-828282288283-82-01 (Mr.longnameSCP) disappears-

Dr.Kinny: I wonder where he went.

-Dr.British disappears. Dr.Kinny moves on to a different experiment.

Note: THE END!

Written by Dr.Kinny (All the events are REAL in this document. Anyone who says otherwise shall be thrown in to SCP-106's CZ and then had a movie made of them about how everything they have done in there life is WRONG.-Dr.Kinny L-3 Researcher.

(Please tell me in the comments about what you think about this?)

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